Yikes, my wool socks have been eaten and I have no toes left not to mention the fact that the stretchy elastic part has been shredded with a pair of sharp teeth. So do I want to know who did the laundry last week and why they didn’t tell me my socks had holes in them before putting them away? Oh my Ladies Socks! Oh you bet I do and while I am at it I want to find out if the agitator is on the fritz and chewing up my woolies and/or shredding my elastic bits.

I should just shop for more socks, but I want to find out who ate my socks in the first place and have a “word” or two with them about being honest and messing up. My goodness, it’s strange, but these holes are in a pattern like a dog bite and that would mean my sock-snatching dog was up to her old tricks again. But that’s silly, how would the Dalmatian ever get her lips on my woolies, as they are never left out where she can get at them, unless she took them out of the laundry basket. I bet someone left my socks out where the dogs got them, and they decided it might be a grand idea to play tug of war with them and shred them in the process. I need to travel and a Riad Marrakech

I am sure one of the five dogs made these holes because of the spot where they were chewed out. Looks like it might be time to take a wander on down to the laundry room and find out who did the socks last week and ask them if they noticed my socks were shredded or not. This is what happens when I wish for someone else to do the socks and they do and instead of losing socks, I wind up with partially eaten ones that have air vents in unusual places. Where are my Over Knee Socks? I suppose I wouldn’t mind a hole or two, but this right sock has enough holes in it that there is more hole than sock and who in heck can wear something like this? I’d bet the guilty dog has wool fuzz on her bed, and if I went to look, it wouldn’t be hard to figure out whom the bandit is that shredded my woolies. I’d shop for socks now, but want to find out who did the washing. I just bet that sneaky Spaniel swiped the socks out of the laundry basket. Bet it was my sister who did the socks, as she is always on the cell phone not paying attention to what the dogs are doing. Now this is just wrong.

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